The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.762 billion Whatsas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 26,654 trillion Psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 670,347 Psychoses, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 255^th in the world and 3^rd in Texas for Most Armed, with 42.46 Weapons Per Person.