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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25thHighest Economic Output: 33rd
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
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Ltlaliens

Population39.762 billion

CapitalChupa
LeaderTim

CurrencyPsychosis
AnimalChupacabra

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.762 billion Whatsas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 26,654 trillion Psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 670,347 Psychoses, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 255th in the world and 3rd in Texas for Most Armed, with 42.46 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25thHighest Economic Output: 33rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40thLargest Publishing Industry: 55thLargest Agricultural Sector: 65thLargest Populations: 67thLargest Insurance Industry: 72ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77thLargest Gambling Industry: 79thHighest Average Incomes: 90thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 94thSmartest Citizens: 144thMost Avoided: 161stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 188thMost Armed: 255thLargest Retail Industry: 275thLargest Mining Sector: 283rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 301stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 315thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 356thMost Efficient Economies: 357thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 413thFattest Citizens: 557thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 595thHighest Poor Incomes: 700thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 930thRudest Citizens: 933rdLargest Black Market: 1,064thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,556thMost Cultured: 2,117thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,811thLowest Crime Rates: 2,978thMost Secular: 4,753rdMost Influential: 6,297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,624thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,342ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,448thTop
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Most Developed: 16,991stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,108thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,166thMost Stationary: 19,698thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,141st
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Tim Pics" has made Tim's mom a celebrity.

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