The Absolute monarchy of Litalia Vala is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Umberto IV with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.717 billion Litalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regium-Valentia. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Litalia Valan economy, worth 980 trillion Florenzis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,046 Florenzis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Litalia Vala's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Litalia Vala is ranked 58,519^th in the world and 342^nd in Europe for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,522.78 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.