The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 44.769 billion Mikes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient the Will of Mike economy, worth an astonishing 20,918 trillion Kisses a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 467,260 Kisses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,820,955 per year while the poor average 81,880, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mikeswill's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mikeswill is ranked 3,739^th in the world and 16^th in NationStates for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,725.69 pounds of wildlife per square mile.