The Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.546 billion Kyldellians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thor City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 18,569 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 823,643 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Gilge's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Gilge is ranked 292,927^th in the world and 21^st in Kylden for Nicest Citizens, with 0.12 average smiles per day.