Population | 11.147 billion |
Capital | New Baltimore |
Leader | Emperor Justin Zhang |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | kek nab |
Animal | dog |
The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Justin Zhang with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.147 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Baltimore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.8%.
The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,803 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 430,915 kek nabs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,538,874 per year while the poor average 86,707, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.
Exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', 90% of active duty ZAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
ZhangKeyesland is ranked 62,712th in the world and 1,394th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,690.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, 90% of active duty ZAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'.
- : ZhangKeyesland endorsed The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : ZhangKeyesland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, in pet stores nationwide dogs are growing in popularity.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, the government snoops on private internet connections.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
World Assembly
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