The Glorious Empire of Democratic Republic of Magley is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eskimo Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.21 billion Democratic Republic of Magleyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magleysburg. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Democratic Republic of Magleyian economy, worth 116 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,110 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is, skateparks can be found in every city, and foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Democratic Republic of Magleyian ambassadors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Democratic Republic of Magley's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Eskimo Society.

Democratic Republic of Magley is ranked 39,461^st in the world and 873^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,681.08 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.