The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.712 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 56.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 298 trillion helenówkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,100 helenówkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Adziunia shrugs in the face of growing inequalities, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and autopsies often involve only cursory examination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adziolandia is ranked 145,073^rd in the world and 3,201^st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 902.54 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.