The Blurple Multiconfederacy of Lugarvatn is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Mia I with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.447 billion Lugarvats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Kaoski. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lugarvat economy, worth 197 trillion Lugarvat Rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 136,819 Lugarvat Rubies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Visions of giant pink Cheetahs are a common side effect after Lugarvats eat their meals, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Emperor Mia I's bedroom, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, and the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lugarvatn's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Lugarvatn is ranked 31,920^th in the world and 1,163^rd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 210.66 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.