The District of Kingscote is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.745 billion Kingscotians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Social Policy, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The thriving Kingscotean economy, worth 706 trillion aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 31,070 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kingscote's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kingscote is ranked 72,714^th in the world and 1^st in South Australia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 415.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.