The Jingoistic States of Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 509 million Lunitanyintinitzgouttopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lunitanyintinitzgouttopian economy, worth 67.6 trillion State Issued Compliance Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,828 State Issued Compliance Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, Leader is worshipped as a god, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia's national animal is the Capybara , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia is ranked 49,913^th in the world and 1^st in Helvete for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,218.79 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.