The Commonwealth of Totoo is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 56 million Totooans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Totooan economy, worth 3.62 trillion Toto coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 64,676 Toto coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, Totooans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Totoo's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Totoo is ranked 91,242^nd in the world and 2,504^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 90.66 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.