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The Bruce's Deck
LEGENDARY CARDS
Father Knows Best State
“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
Admin
33.119 billion SalusaSeconders. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Home of Big Tex!”
Delegate
34.743 billion NewTexans. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
34.858 billion Grendels. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
30.4b27,723t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
34.704 billion Complete Bastards. Strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
34.567 billion Centauris. Infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.”
34.892 billion Electors. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
34.42 billion Tremalkians. Ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
34.866 billion NakNakians. Unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
34.933 billion Richly Blended Peopleses. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
34.338 billion Wulfens. Museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
31.539 billion Deep South Borlandeese. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
34.874 billion Nak Nakians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“A friendly place for the upper class”
WA
34.605 billion Captainians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us”
Delegate
31.354 billion Hydroponicans. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“If we're all thinking alike then someone isnt thinking”
WA
25.119 billion Stragalestranspetsians. Anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“War”
WA
20.044 billion Wars Foreverians. Deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“MDR never fails if he fails we deny it”
WA
19.834 billion MDRunieans. Digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sioux is a girl's name.”
23.279 billion Half-Milersians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Eh, whatever”
33.418 billion Marldeepians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Hope springs eternal”
25.399 billion Belldandy worshippers. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“My rights end where yours begin...”
WA
29.062 billion Gentle Outer Micronesians. Anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Hello”
30.334 billion CivCorpians. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
WA
32.48 billion NakNakians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
34.833 billion NakNakians. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
34.181 billion Mackintoshians. Smutty television, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
34.744 billion Islanders. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Varangiae est Imperare Orbi Universo”
32.536 billion Galicia-Volhynians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Varangiae est Imperare Orbi Universo”
21 billion Masurians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
34.865 billion NakNakians. Anti-smoking policies, fear of technology, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
