The Federation of Ioke 7 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.549 billion Ioke 7ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The strong Ioke 7ian economy, worth 326 trillion salts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,922 salts, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Ioke 7's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioke 7 is ranked 152,186^th in the world and 3^rd in Doomerian Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.85 law-abiding acts per hour.