The Empire of His Enduring Majesty is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Immortal Emperor Alexander with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 869 million Majestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Throne. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Majest economy, worth 102 trillion maiestas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 118,242 maiestas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of His Enduring Majesty at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and the Majest delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. His Enduring Majesty's national animal is the Asiatic lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

His Enduring Majesty is ranked 48,950^th in the world and 1,896^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 52.64 Whatever.