The State of Hargeysa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 31.454 billion Hargeysans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The strong Hargeysan economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 33,315 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and Hargeysa has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hargeysa's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hargeysa is ranked 257,629^th in the world and 7^th in Guinea Bissau for Most Patriotic, with 1.39 flags saluted per person per day.