The State of Hans Insel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.312 billion Hans Inselians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The very strong Hans Inselian economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion betales a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 41,775 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, military funding has been stripped back, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Hans Insel's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hans Insel is ranked 258,760^th in the world and 7^th in Naypyidaw for Most Patriotic, with 1.33 flags saluted per person per day.