The District of Geotaeg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.625 billion Geotaegians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Geotaegian economy, worth 929 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 39,352 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,549 per year while the poor average 2,114, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, voting is voluntary, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Geotaeg's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geotaeg is ranked 264,871^st in the world and 9^th in Maryland for Safest, scoring 10.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.