The Democratic Republic of Geolagarta is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 281 million Geolagartans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Geolagartan economy, worth 14.9 trillion Gios a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,037 Gios, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, museum employees look down on short people, the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days, and holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Geolagarta's national animal is the Blue Whale.

Geolagarta is ranked 119,389^th in the world and 93^rd in Philippines for Most Developed, scoring 55.29 on the Human Development Index.