The Miniskirtalicious Nonsense of Free Cape Territories is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-working population of 5.235 billion Free Cape Territorials are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Free Cape Territorial economy, worth 316 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,431 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,390 per year while the poor average 13,604, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, genetic researchers have been expelled, Harry Potter books are banned, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free Cape Territories's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Free Cape Territories is ranked 181,557^th in the world and 1^st in Auctor for Most Secular, with 16.66 Atheism Rate.