The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa Niente is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald John Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.169 billion Fa Nienteans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slartybartfasteum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fa Nientean economy, worth an astonishing 13,901 trillion almighty American dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 374,001 almighty American dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,499,614 per year while the poor average 3,408, a ratio of 1,026 to 1.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fa Niente's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Pah-wraiths.

Fa Niente is ranked 10,909^th in the world and 9^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 390.54 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.