Population | 36.916 billion |
Capital | Slartybartfasteum |
Leader | Donald John Trump |
Faith | Cult of the Pah-wraiths |
Currency | almighty American dollar |
Animal | chinchilla |
The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa Niente is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald John Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.916 billion Fa Nienteans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slartybartfasteum. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Fa Nientean economy, worth an astonishing 13,817 trillion almighty American dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 374,282 almighty American dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,502,045 per year while the poor average 3,413, a ratio of 1,025 to 1.
Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the only place where one can see the Fa Nientean cherry tree is in a museum, many Fa Nienteans are their brothers' keepers, and classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fa Niente's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Pah-wraiths.
Fa Niente is ranked 167,243rd in the world and 3,422nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 109.2546522992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.
- : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, many Fa Nienteans are their brothers' keepers.
- : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, the only place where one can see the Fa Nientean cherry tree is in a museum.
- : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
- : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days.
- : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, Fa Niente is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, the Fa Nientean war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.