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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 149th
The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Donald John Trump
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Fa Niente

Population36.916 billion

CapitalSlartybartfasteum
LeaderDonald John Trump
FaithCult of the Pah-wraiths

Currencyalmighty American dollar
Animalchinchilla

The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa Niente is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald John Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.916 billion Fa Nienteans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slartybartfasteum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fa Nientean economy, worth an astonishing 13,817 trillion almighty American dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 374,282 almighty American dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,502,045 per year while the poor average 3,413, a ratio of 1,025 to 1.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the only place where one can see the Fa Nientean cherry tree is in a museum, many Fa Nienteans are their brothers' keepers, and classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fa Niente's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Pah-wraiths.

Fa Niente is ranked 167,243rd in the world and 3,422nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 109.2546522992 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 149thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 158thFattest Citizens: 253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 269thLargest Insurance Industry: 318thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 326thHighest Disposable Incomes: 337thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 394thHighest Economic Output: 398thMost Avoided: 506thMost Armed: 672ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 800thLargest Mining Sector: 1,062ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,174thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,247thHighest Average Incomes: 1,365thHighest Crime Rates: 1,479thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,496thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,625thLargest Retail Industry: 1,707thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,715thMost Devout: 1,756thLargest Populations: 2,098thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,471stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,538thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,846thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,188thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,316thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,798thMost Efficient Economies: 4,934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,125thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,205thLargest Black Market: 19,287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,320th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 69th in the regionMost Devout: 73rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 127th in the regionRudest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 150th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 186th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 189th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 271st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 339th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 631st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 728th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 948th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, many Fa Nienteans are their brothers' keepers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, the only place where one can see the Fa Nientean cherry tree is in a museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, Fa Niente is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, the Fa Nientean war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.

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