The Empire of Europe and Asia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Augustus IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 26.148 billion Eurasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Julium. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 5,568 trillion Pesetas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,942 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europe and Asia's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Mos Maiorum.

Europe and Asia is ranked 10,716^th in the world and 4^th in Esamir for Most Patriotic, with 62.15 flags saluted per person per day.