The Most Serene Republic of Escavta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Idk with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.059 billion Escavtans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloths Rule City. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Escavtan economy, worth 72.2 trillion Shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,222 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escavta's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Escavta is ranked 283,932^nd in the world and 51^st in Atlantis for Most Patriotic, with 0.42 flags saluted per person per day.