The Directorial Veltric Republic of Entroterranea is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gherardo Vigano' and the Directory with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.511 billion Entroterraneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sipania. The average income tax rate is 48.4%.

The all-consuming Entroterranean economy, worth 818 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,995 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, the first half of cabinet meetings include Gherardo Vigano' and the Directory complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Entroterranea has found 1 easter egg), and anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entroterranea's national animal is the Veltro, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is scientific atheism.

Entroterranea is ranked 265,031^st in the world and 45^th in Veltric Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.