by Max Barry

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Nudest: 26thRudest Citizens: 2,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,670th
The Holy Golden Federation of
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✙Unus pro omnibus, Omnes pro uno✙
Lord Bodie of Switzerland
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Empirical Switzerland

Population1.349 billion

CapitalNew Bern
LeaderLord Bodie of Switzerland
FaithThe Swiss Reformist Church

AnimalVampire Switzcoon

The Holy Golden Federation of Empirical Switzerland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Bodie of Switzerland with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.349 billion Switizens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bern. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Swiss economy, worth 208 trillion Switzcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 154,795 Switzcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lord Bodie of Switzerland's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime is almost non-existent. Empirical Switzerland's national animal is the Vampire Switzcoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Swiss Reformist Church.

Empirical Switzerland is ranked 190,760th in the world and 293rd in Karma for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.03 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Nudest: 26thRudest Citizens: 2,203rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,670thMost Influential: 3,598thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,237thLargest Retail Industry: 6,244thMost Efficient Economies: 6,576thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,861stMost Inclusive: 7,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,703rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,371stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,534thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,604thBest Weather: 10,456thMost Cultured: 10,613thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,279thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,312thTop
Most Armed: 12,627thHighest Average Incomes: 12,670thMost Developed: 13,459thNicest Citizens: 13,909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,125thSmartest Citizens: 14,994thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,820thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,072ndMost Politically Free: 16,808thLargest Governments: 17,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,238thLargest Black Market: 18,370thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,485thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,914thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,561st
Nudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the region

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