The Kingdom of Eleganza is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.487 billion Elegantes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Elegante economy, worth 69.6 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,778 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, a bureaucratic fight over EIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eleganza's national animal is the crow.

Eleganza is ranked 89,849^th in the world and 8^th in Roma Invicta for Most Patriotic, with 16.19 flags saluted per person per day.