The Soviet Socialist Republic of Eastern Japan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kamina Kuchiki with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 10.838 billion Japaneses enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Japanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,321 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Japan's national animal is the Macaque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thighdeology.

Eastern Japan is ranked 35,264^th in the world and 1^st in Communist Movement for Most Patriotic, with 35.01 flags saluted per person per day.