The Homoerotic Implications of Turkish Bathhouse is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its enforced nudity, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 45.02 billion Turkish Bathhouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Turkish Bathhousean economy, worth 831 trillion bars of soap a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,459 bars of soap, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public nudity is compulsory and elections have been outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Turkish Bathhouse's national animal is the towel.

Turkish Bathhouse is ranked 160,596^th in the world and 8^th in Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 8.01 flags saluted per person per day.