The Holy Empire of Makakakakakaka is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 509 million Makakakakakakans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreterston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The thriving Makakakakakakan economy, worth 36.0 trillion Dredges a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,779 Dredges, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,827 per year while the poor average 15,141, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work and Makakakakakaka has designated Dreterston as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Makakakakakaka's national animal is the Wendigo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Makakakakakaka is ranked 109,410^th in the world and 8^th in The Republik for Most Patriotic, with 14.18 flags saluted per person per day.