The Most Serene Republic of Drentusa is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.516 billion Drentusans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drentusina. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Drentusan economy, worth 674 trillion florijns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,209 florijns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drentusa's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drentusa is ranked 271,121^st in the world and 5,895^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.