The United Kingdoms of Neo-Routhengard is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Michel Nicole Demetrius with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.955 billion Routhengardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edel Garden. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Routhengardian economy, worth 884 trillion xanthousites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 223,529 xanthousites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of xanthousites are being blown on orbital weapons development, organ donation is compulsory, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Routhengard's national animal is the snowshoe rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Psaltery of the Heavens.

Neo-Routhengard is ranked 288,640^th in the world and 11,200^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.39 kickbacks per hour.