The Grand Duchy of Dragons Power is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.183 billion Dragons Powerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragonus. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The thriving Dragons Powerian economy, worth a remarkable 8,424 trillion squirrels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,016 squirrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Dragons Powerian roads, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dragons Power's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sacrificial Bladder.

Dragons Power is ranked 5,117^th in the world and 323^rd in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 223.27 kickbacks per hour.