The Most Serene Republic of Die Legion Condor is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 21.912 billion Die Legion Condorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Die Legion Condorian economy, worth 660 trillion Legions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Average income is 30,153 Legions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people of Die Legion Condor are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Die Legion Condor's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Die Legion Condor is ranked 127,762^nd in the world and 1^st in Republican Fascist Party for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 74.41 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.