The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 80 million New Amerikan Republicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The all-consuming New Amerikan Republician economy, worth 7.41 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,575 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,228 per year while the poor average 10,708, a ratio of 42.6 to 1.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and pieces of groundhog occasionally rain from the sky near the border. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Amerikan Republic's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Amerikan Republic is ranked 160,495^th in the world and 8^th in Z H I R E G A N C for Most Patriotic, with 8.06 flags saluted per person per day.