The Union of Bahan Wortemburg is a massive, safe nation, ruled by O holy leader with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.211 billion Bahani peoples have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cambria city. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bahani economy, worth 55.6 trillion TM dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,886 TM dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads cambria in per capita stalking, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany O holy leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, visiting the best Bahani restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bahan Wortemburg's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pagan Orthodox or Cambrian basic.

Bahan Wortemburg is ranked 180,047^th in the world and 5^th in cambria for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.86 kickbacks per hour.