Population | 40.597 billion |
Capital | The Holy See |
Leader | The Prelature Pope |
Currency | crayola marker |
Animal | scarlet parakeet |
The VRCC Bishopric of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.597 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.
The powerhouse Crimson economy, worth a remarkable 4,267 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,130 crayola markers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,096 per year while the poor average 11,581, a ratio of 45.9 to 1.
Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, bilingual Crimsons are viewed with suspicion, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
CrimsonScribbles is ranked 260,157th in the world and 9th in Saint Margaret Mary for Nicest Citizens, with 0.84 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CrimsonScribbles's influence in Saint Margaret Mary rose from "Zero" to "Superpower".
- : CrimsonScribbles relocated from Interregional Debate Coliseum to Saint Margaret Mary.
- : CrimsonScribbles lodged a message on the Interregional Debate Coliseum Regional Message Board.
- : CrimsonScribbles password-protected The Swiss Guard.
- : CrimsonScribbles succeeded The Most Serene Republic of The Chosen People of God as Governor of The Swiss Guard.
- : CrimsonScribbles's influence in Interregional Debate Coliseum rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : CrimsonScribbles's influence in Interregional Debate Coliseum rose from "Zero" to "Power".
- : The Republic of Interregion Founder appointed CrimsonScribbles as Spiritual Advisor with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, and Polls in Interregional Debate Coliseum.
- : CrimsonScribbles relocated from Saint Margaret Mary to Interregional Debate Coliseum.
- : The Lands of Sweden Kard renamed the office held by CrimsonScribbles from "Spiritual Advisor / Successor" to "Spiritual Advisor" in Guinea Kiribati.