The District of Consulate is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.338 billion Consulateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Consulatean economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,121 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 395,154 per year while the poor average 3,122, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Consulate has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Consulate's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Consulate is ranked 285,760^th in the world and 7^th in Greater London for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.37 law-abiding acts per hour.