The The Holy Blue Archipelago of The Soloman islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Manessah Sogavare with an even hand, and remarkable for its feral children, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.844 billion Soloman islanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honiara. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soloman islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion Soloman islands dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,975 Soloman islands dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manessah Sogavare has killer fashion sense, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Soloman islands's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Soloman islands is ranked 285,831^st in the world and 6,260^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.25 flags saluted per person per day.