The Constitutional Monarchy of Neriorki is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and public floggings. The democratic, devout population of 74 million Neriorkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Neriorkian economy, worth 3.48 trillion Crünas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,053 Crünas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sweet-toothed Neriorkians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and home renovation shows are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neriorki's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neriorki is ranked 74,388^th in the world and 1,688^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 18.86 flags saluted per person per day.