The Armed Republic of Juhni is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Fita Brimo with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.55 billion Juhnis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mejh. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Juhnian economy, worth 176 trillion Phads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,071 Phads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, Islod has been named as Juhni's national religion, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juhni's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islod.

Juhni is ranked 23,996^th in the world and 621^st in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 43.34 flags saluted per person per day.