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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 263rdMost Influential: 791stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,416th
The Torn-Down Condominium of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Goodnight, Everybody!
Yakko Warner
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Cinnibar

Population21.746 billion

CapitalVacant Lot
LeaderYakko Warner
Faith$6 SRIMP SPECIAL

CurrencyNil
AnimalStallion

The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yakko Warner with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.746 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vacant Lot. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 2,085 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,890 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is $6 SRIMP SPECIAL.

Cinnibar is ranked 7,416th in the world and 372nd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,892.85 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 263rdMost Influential: 791stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,416thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,925thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,540thMost Cultured: 5,412thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,527thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,259thMost Pacifist: 6,575thBest Weather: 7,251stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,508thHealthiest Citizens: 7,608thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,648thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,686thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,727thHighest Food Quality: 7,812thMost Developed: 7,915thNicest Citizens: 9,810thMost Stationary: 9,932ndSmartest Citizens: 11,340thHighest Economic Output: 11,981stMost Inclusive: 13,457thLargest Populations: 13,609thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,340thLowest Crime Rates: 14,366thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,043rdSafest: 15,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,641stLargest Governments: 17,195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,856thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,054thMost Devout: 25,854thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,821st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 118th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 164th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 209th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 230th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 234th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionMost Cultured: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 243rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 324th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 327th in the regionMost Pacifist: 332nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 335th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 354th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 372nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 377th in the regionBest Weather: 392nd in the regionMost Developed: 396th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 404th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 408th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 440th in the regionNicest Citizens: 499th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 538th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 560th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 583rd in the regionMost Devout: 634th in the regionMost Inclusive: 635th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 308 » PlanetPunk, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Wineclaw, Siwale, Kwaj, Pallaith, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Cloydicia, Frances Francis the First of France, Phoronu, Unimaginable Doom, Shibutani, Yukti, Unsophisticate, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Trisone, Empy, Zeternia, Ethnon, Maott, Wilkshire, United States of Medford, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, Soviet Terran, Malta Comino Gozo, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Vexilia, Walter Jackson, Chukstik Illahi, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Omnistria, Ninjak30, Pasargad, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Necromonia, Antiyard, Panama Coalition, Ham Federation, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, and 258 others.Trillius, Loutsland, Seenvorland, PotatoFarmers, Prydania, Xagill, Kranostav, Zyvetskistaahn, Merconitonitopia, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Sikol, Simone Republic, Nationeer, South Baba, Singamadri, Fran Advar, A Salmon Named Harold, Bankowiata, Ozstan, The Jerichowan Country, Laurendon, Dacian Freelands, Aeolist, Perikuresu, AmManies, Andanavia, Alcavia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Capitista, Rainengrad, Atrito, New Terra-Nullius, Holy Marcus Empire, Menouria, Parpyduckland, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, Regallio, Oannia, The Arverni Lands, Rex Republic, Batatoland Empire, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Varisland, Filibustra, Arjuna, Omicron Persei V111, The Zheng Dynasty, Sechiole, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, Old Emporia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Chipoli, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Elephant Bill Land, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Viceroy Vincent, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Laforeia, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Harjad, IHateRights, Arucaria, Ellbonnia, Blyskalia, Esperonia, Gorundu, Iespao, Brackerca, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Roman Empire August, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Snipland, Mesvice, Southern Moosetopia, Andstions, Federation of Vanguard, Neo Cheese Empire, Marlducro, Saugeen Shores, Catalis, Tvers, Love Shack, Etanur, Vilaforta, South Parter, Viridiann, Furballland, Deliber, The Soviet States of Europe, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, TamilPesum, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, Orjald, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Teriol, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Petronellania, Individualist Catopia, New Cordyceps, Alire, Bedsonya, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Alogiada, Bjorkikistan, Coders, Libaga, Ovekisu, Neopie, Thought Obliteration, Great Ignesia, Crilland, Rezonovia, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Bodhisva, Castle In Confidence, Republiqueducroissant, Saint-Dauphin, Gojira, Sagevick, Tugupaw, The Scarborough Administration, Galbadiana, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, Maxiverse, Neptunian Military Administration, Brandon II, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sindoesia, Izern, Qep, Amdupe, Ijo, Kingdom of Time, Sellaeta, Darbland, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Everything Decided at Random, Zandos, Kabarovsk, Eurocom, New Bismuthium, Oceanica Empire, Latin Crimea, Hyphen, Jasmine Dragon, Western Justice, Armonker, Sapien-Zustand, Segesta, Lezaseia, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, United Orange Valley States, Bochlon, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Abskosmos, Wellate, Ereena, Choi Hanji, Photan, Verderiesdre, Zelenaya Dolina, Halsoni, Luminerra, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Eludmonden, Joevala, Barxa, Kainin, Lugarvatn, Myth Of Saints, Bormar, Fragrancia, Pribaltic Union, Germanic Cat, Ziprotscria, Crystal Creation, Texaska, Periklia, United Kahndaq, Alestadpolkhbizzydor, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Small Venezia, Aoncarpa, ZleekyGgh, The New Oceanic States, The Three Moutains, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, Avistonia, The Tony Paporordia, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Balto, Aneth, AJTON, Tanbearia, Davidianian, Dillimore, Zyropia, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Crownz Capital, Dotopolis, Khoik, Northern Zorbrasnka, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Bhadeshistan, Mortionia, Comfed, and Stal Valley.

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