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Most Primitive: 632ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 804thMost Devout: 1,246th
The NOT dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Chev Welence

Population1.921 billion

Leaderthe supreme overlord
FaithUltra violetism


The NOT dictatorship of Chev Welence is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the supreme overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.921 billion Chev Welenceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Chev Welencean economy, worth 194 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,243 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and bilingual Chev Welenceans are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chev Welence's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ultra violetism.

Chev Welence is ranked 229,606th in the world and 17th in Icor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Primitive: 632ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 804thMost Devout: 1,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,750thTop
Most Authoritarian: 3,318thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,432ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,902ndBest Weather: 3,932ndNudest: 4,061stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,524thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,403rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,422ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,033rdMost Conservative: 7,223rdLargest Black Market: 7,378thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,995thLowest Crime Rates: 8,307thLargest Governments: 9,188thMost Income Equality: 9,910thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,956thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,099thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,712thMost Extreme: 17,038thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,234th
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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