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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,599thMost Pacifist: 1,839thMost Inclusive: 2,041st
The People's Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
'Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!'
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Capablanca

Population5.834 billion

CapitalThe Golden City of Congress
LeaderThe Most Random of Numbers
FaithNo Official Religion

CurrencyFreedollar
AnimalBureaucat

The People's Republic of Capablanca is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Most Random of Numbers with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.834 billion Capablancans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden City of Congress. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Capablancan economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion Freedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 181,976 Freedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Most Random of Numbers is quite hard to get a hold of, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capablanca's national animal is the Bureaucat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Capablanca is ranked 242,769th in the world and 8,945th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,599thMost Pacifist: 1,839thMost Inclusive: 2,041stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,255thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,276thSafest: 2,440thNicest Citizens: 2,631stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,350thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,394thMost Developed: 3,413thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,418thHighest Food Quality: 3,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,935thLargest Governments: 4,223rdSmartest Citizens: 4,234thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,252ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,712thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,736thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,741stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,196thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,257thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,350thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,750thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,050thMost Efficient Economies: 6,291stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,813thLowest Crime Rates: 7,213thMost Secular: 7,376thBest Weather: 8,393rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,553rdMost Cultured: 9,542ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,575thTop
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Most Income Equality: 23,606thHighest Economic Output: 28,540th
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1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 65th in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 76th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 86th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 92nd in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionNicest Citizens: 109th in the regionTop
5%
Most Developed: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 127th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 135th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 153rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 161st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 168th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 170th in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 185th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 216th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 226th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 227th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 227th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 235th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 251st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 252nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 324th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 328th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 337th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 379th in the regionMost Secular: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 383rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 402nd in the regionBest Weather: 440th in the regionMost Politically Free: 444th in the regionMost Cultured: 507th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 853rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 933rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Capablanca's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Capablanca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Capablanca was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Capablanca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, The Most Random of Numbers is quite hard to get a hold of.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Capablanca has found 1 easter egg).

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