The Federal States of Cansilica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Executive Minister Asena Yonan with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.075 billion Cansilicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avadacha. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cansilican economy, worth a remarkable 2,041 trillion utopias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,046 utopias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cansilica's national animal is the Cansilican painted wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Callamic Christianity.

Cansilica is ranked 13,213^th in the world and 1^st in Universal Pact for Most Patriotic, with 57.08 flags saluted per person per day.