The Grand Empire of Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King McDonald with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.78 billion Imperial Colonizers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Britain 2 Electric Empiralooan economy, worth a remarkable 1,890 trillion Top hats and Monocles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,960 Top hats and Monocles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 534,093 per year while the poor average 29,281, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo's national animal is the Weasel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orphan Exploitation.

Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo is ranked 196,992^nd in the world and 8^th in The Galactic Empire of Britain for Safest, scoring 44.03 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.