The Proletarian Republic of BMoss is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.886 billion BMossians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mossopoly. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BMossian economy, worth a remarkable 6,327 trillion Moss Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 318,197 Moss Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime is totally unknown. BMoss's national animal is the Jabberwock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

BMoss is ranked 6,707^th in the world and 1^st in United Nations of Atlantic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.53 law-abiding acts per hour.