The Democratic Republic of Azaltan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Christie Ford with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.288 billion Azaltai have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Champala. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azaltanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,103 trillion Akrons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,211 Akrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azaltan's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azaltan is ranked 23,779^th in the world and 6^th in United Nations UN for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,328.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.