The Isle of Avalon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by 👑 Lennart Raybrandt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.854 billion Avalonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏢 Logres. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Avalonic economy, worth a remarkable 5,607 trillion 🪙 drakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 314,099 🪙 drakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,107,905 per year while the poor average 64,417, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, edutainment video games are taking Avalon's students to the next level, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime is totally unknown. Avalon's national animal is the 🐉 dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🌐 National Druidry.

Avalon is ranked 2,955^th in the world and 57^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 9,449.89 on the Hickory Productivity Index.