The Free Land of Dezani is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 488 million Dezanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebrea. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dezanian economy, worth 30.5 trillion stars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,441 stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Dezanian beach towns "the fine coastline", tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Dezani Blood Tithe, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dezani's national animal is the lemon shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dezani is ranked 227,127^th in the world and 2^nd in Animania for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.