The Dictatorship of Imperial Milin Suption is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Smelvin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.08 billion Imperial Milin Suptionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smelvopolis. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Milin Suptionian economy, worth 327 trillion Republic Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 106,404 Republic Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

All footpaths have tollbooths, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Milin Suption's national animal is the Cat in the Hat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Smelvinism.

Imperial Milin Suption is ranked 47,861^st in the world and 2^nd in The Grand Confederacy for Most Patriotic, with 28.49 flags saluted per person per day.